5 SECRETS THAT WILL GET YOU ANY JOB FOR SEPTEMBER 2015
La'zy, a.
- disinclined to action or exertion; naturally or habitually slothful; indolent; averse to labor.
- slow; moving slowly or sluggishly
- tending to cause laziness
- wicked or vicious
"There are no lazy men and women. What may appear to be a lazy man or woman is only an unfortunate person who has not found the work for which he or she is best suited."
Are #unemployed people lazy? Because you're jobless, have you been treated like the spirit of slothfulness? Well I have good news! A 2015 census was conducted in July and found that your persistent vegetative state my actually release a chemical similar to serotonin in the brain, which may function as a pheromone. Get this-the chemical is released, drawing the most suited prospects (employers) to you! So you really have to do nothing! Don't believe me? Well, you shouldn't. But would that be pleasant? Okay, that wasn't so nice of me now was it?
Doesn't it seem that all the internet browsing, all the revisions to our resumes, all the endless preparation for interviews, the needless scrutiny, all of our yeomanry efforts has, in reality, undermined our credibility and all of this has led to us not sealing the deal.
But what if we're not lazy? What if we're just patient job-seekers waiting for a idyllical career? A census in the city of Austin (hey, this one's real) showed that 30% of those who were patient were hired in jobs that met their career preferences, and 70% of employees who accepted jobs out of the fear of falling behind or out of little significance to their preferred career path said they were "eager to find a better position" once the opportunity presented itself, and that they "couldn't see themselves in the same position" in the summer of 2016. To the sluggard: There is no lion outside! you will not be slain in the streets.
So if your a person who rises late, this may come as good news. But we must remember he that riseth late must trot all day; or night if you're an insomniac. If you don't know what direction you're career is headed to and have lost patience, these 5 secrets may get you any job this year:
5 SECRETS THAT WILL GET YOU ANY JOB
Take a walk alone, preferably after 6 p.m. Nature helps you align your thoughts. Although meditation is not required, it's helpful. Just concentrate on what you really want to do, where you can see yourself.
Go to bed with a profound sense of relief that you discovered your path.According to NHLBI, "Sleep plays an important role in your physical health. For example, sleep is involved in healing and repair of your heart and blood vessels. Ongoing sleep deficiency is linked to an increased risk of heart disease, kidney disease, high blood pressure, diabetes, and stroke." You will feel recharged in the morning.
Today you will build your foundation. If what you want to do requires changing your path altogether, you may want to redesign your resume. If your mighty agenda requires a new skill, polish that skill: hit the library; if you're not a book worm, spend at least 1 hour a day listening to a webinar. YouTube has excellent course! You'll be surprised at how much information is really out there that can give you the skills you need to confidently move forward into your new career.
Exercise your brain 30 minutes everyday and exercise your body, "for health must not be sacrificed for learning." A strong body makes a strong mind. Study the position, you must not condemn this- others will see you as crafty. Now not everyone admires studying (because it seems like grade school), but its important not to appear lackadaisical. Not to admire-okay, but you must utilize this tool for wisdom. Study the company; breathe in the requirement s of that position; and exercise all external help. If external help is of little advantage that you must resolve to going at it alone, direct yourself with excellence. Use what you learned for a purpose, your purpose to create a life of importance(whether that's for children or a relationship), and don't forget to become the navigator. Steer your ship in the direction you want it to go.
Fear nothing, and if you have to carry Caesar in your boat and don't turn back. Embody Caesar. Look out to the world and say, "Here I come!" Know that you can do the job, know that someone else can if you don't, but know that nobody can do it quite like you. Walk through the doors with boundless self-confidence.
I'll try and use the these five steps. I don't know if it will work. Thanks!
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