"There are no lazy men and women. What may appear to be a lazy man or woman is only an unfortunate person who has not found the work for which he or she is best suited."

 Are #unemployed people lazy? Because you're jobless, have you been treated like the spirit of slothfulness? Well I have good news! A 2015 census was conducted in July and found that your persistent vegetative state my actually release a chemical similar to serotonin in the brain, which may function as a pheromone. Get this-the chemical is released, drawing the most suited prospects (employers) to you! So you really have to do nothing! Don't believe me? Well, you shouldn't. But would that be pleasant? Okay, that wasn't so nice of me now was it?

Doesn't it seem that all the internet browsing, all the revisions to our resumes, all the endless preparation for interviews, the needless scrutiny, all of our yeomanry efforts has, in reality, undermined our credibility and all of this has led to us not sealing the deal.

But what if we're not lazy? What if we're just patient job-seekers waiting for a idyllical career? A census in the city of Austin (hey, this one's real) showed that 30% of those who were patient were hired in jobs that met their career preferences, and 70% of employees who accepted jobs out of the fear of falling behind or out of little significance to their preferred career path said they were "eager to find a better position" once the opportunity presented itself, and that they "couldn't see themselves in the same position" in the summer of 2016. To the sluggard: There is no lion outside! you will not be slain in the streets.

So if your a person who rises late, this may come as good news. But we must remember he that riseth late must trot all  day; or night if you're an insomniac.  If you don't know what direction you're career is headed to and have lost patience, these 5 secrets may get you any job this year:

5 SECRETS THAT WILL GET YOU ANY JOB