Best Way to Panhandle in Year 2015
Have you ever thought about a career in panhandling? According to Gamaliel Ortiz self-proclaimed professional panhandlers , in 2014, a couple made $182 an hour from panhandling, and most panhandlers say its a decent living.
Panhandling is a practice where nobody cares whether the work itself is useful or useless, productive or parasitic (except law enforcement); it is solely profitable, and according to George Orwell, "Money has become the grand test of virtue." I personally don't condone panhandling nor can I condemn it. People are doing it everyday. If you could earn $200 a day panhandling, would you consider doing it, and would you then view it as a respectable profession?
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There are some Rules of Panhandling:
- Never use children as panhandling tools;
- Never manipulate people into giving you money;
- Never use force;
- Research the fines in your area for panhandling; like Orlando, Florida has a Panhandling Ordinance
But if you decide to make a career with it, here are the TOP 5 WAYS TO PANHANDLE in YEAR 2015:
#5 ASK THE NEWLYWEDS
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Newlyweds are perfect, they are in the moment, elated!
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#4 ASK THE LOTTERY PLAYER AT THE CONVENIENT STORE
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Lottery players believe it's instant Karma to give while they're gambling, so chance your luck and you just might get a few bucks!
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#3 HAVE A COUNTDOWN SIGN
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A count down sign that states the days, minutes, hours, seconds until you reach you goal of getting off the streets is a perfect way to increase your income as a panhandler. Have a donation goal - create your own foundation with it! But have a realistic goal set because if you're still on the streets when your countdown time is up and some who has given you money notices you, your campaign might be subjected to scrutiny.
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#2 ASK A POLITICIAN IN FRONT OF THE PRESS
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Asking a politician is perfect, especially if its during election season. If there is a politician in your city campaigning, go up to him/her and wave your American flag. For The People!
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#1 ASK A PUBLIC FIGURE IN FRONT OF THE PAPARAZZI
Ask a public figure in front of the paparazzi is the best way to increase your income as a panhandler because celebrities will do anything to protect their reputation.
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